You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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