But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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