How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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