at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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