Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You were trust falling into bushes
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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