So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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