and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
This baby is an asshole
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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