this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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