woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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