I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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