is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
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I intend to get homeless drunk
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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