im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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