Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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