I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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