It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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