Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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