She went from zero to smokin in five shots
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I just found a bag of teeth...
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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