she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
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A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
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As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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