I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
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She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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