I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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