It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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