And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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