Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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