That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
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