Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
i've created a new STD.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
