I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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