Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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