How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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