Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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