plz talk dirty to me
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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