i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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