these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
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Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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