he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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