my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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