so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
how drunk are you?
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