do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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