i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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