If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."