talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.