Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
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Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually