Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
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We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
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Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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