He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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