You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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