It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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