You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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