How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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