i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I enjoy the company of your penis
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
