How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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