He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
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