Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
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