Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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