Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
