is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
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If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
A+ Viking dick
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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