I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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