I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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